What would the game be without Zlatan? According to him, not worth watching. And… he’s got a point. No one else can do what Ibrahimovic can do, plain and simple. He’s a completely regular center forward but scores the goals us normal folk only dream of. Half the time, we haven’t even dreamed them up yet because our puny human minds do not operate on the same plain as the greatest Swedish striker of all time. We can only hope to bask in the greatness of the little time we have left with this cult hero of the sport. There’s no one like Ibra.